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Sunday, July 26, 2009

Gwen Brown:Another Warlord

Sometime in the near future....


You know I gotta say being the bad guy is a lot more fun, and the good guy. Superheroes have all these rules and codes, But ever since I hooked up with Bruce We've been doing the basic same thing as a hero, but we've been killing the really bad ones it seems like we're actually doing something, then again they say I'm loony toons.

Like the West City thing. We took out that Alcurad freak, well not killing him but we freed all the people in his sector, and killed most of his army.

The problem now is super villains are harder to kill than monsters. Yes the second warlord of West City is a super villain, in fact he's the kid. of Match, and Fury. Devastation. What is it with that family not using nouns for names?

No wait a minute I call my self "Vendetta" never mind. ( hey it's better than Sparrow.) But my real name is Gwen... Oh I'm rambling again. To the point Brown!

Brucie, and his cult like ninja followers had snuck their way into Devastation's lair. Me I went the direct approach firing bullets and arrows into everything that moved.

Then of course Devastation showed up, and who the heck knew he had the power to create delusions? He made Bruce see the ninjas as alternate versions of his family. His one weakness he won't kill family.

Like what if Batgirl, had a kid with Superboy.. or some nameless normal shlub, or what if Vincent, had kids, with Supergirl, or Stargirl.. or what ever. The ninjas he thought weren't super powered got off lucky, he just knocked them out. the ones he thought were saiyans or whatever else... well the punch it takes to ko one of them will have the head of a normal person punted for a mile.

I sneak up on Devy then I start seeing weird things.



At least that stuff was funny until hallucination Tim Drake showed up in his stupid Red Robin get up.

" Stop lecturing me! You can't tell me what to do! You named yourself after a burger restaurant! You're not my real father!" I scream.

" What the Sparrow?" Devastation looks surprised.

" Why all the shock you were making me see delusions."

" Um I didn't even know you were here." he responds. great so all of that was just imagination time. " But I should have know, where ever Bruce Wayne Briefs goes Sparrow is with him."

"Ooh! he doesn't like being called 'Wayne' he likes Cain .Him, and his gramps don't get along. and you called me Sparrow I'm Vendetta now. I just have to shoot you now. "

He starts laughing " I'm part Kryptonian, I'm invulnerable! Please try to kill me!"

I point the guy at his eye. " Okay!" I fire he drops dead. " Didn't guess I had Kryptonite bullets did you smart guy?" My Man stops seeing all the the hallucinations.

" What did I do?"Bruce asks.

" You were beating on your own ninjas, but don't worry I saved you... well then you owe me You have to do whatever I want tonight!"

He mumbled so meting then commands the ninja " Secure this territory, and and free the slave workers. Looks like we've only have one territory to free and West City will be mine... I mean liberated."



Oh boy next is the robot that have taken the last of the city, A another Ninja runs up to Bruce " Sir our men are being attacked by Wolverine's offspring!"

Cain snorts." The beating I gave Ishikawa wasn't enough for him?"

" It's not him One Who is all It's his sister."

" Wild thing? Bah! Who cars? You should be able to take care of her!"

" Not Wild Thing master Talon!"

Cain growls So Laura doesn't like how I beat on her brother, leave X-23 to me boys."

" Who Master?"

" Bah! I mean Talon.. whatever she's calling herself do not engage her. " he bows and he skitters out of the room. " You know Gwen Given Laura's relation ship with my Father's best friend, and her friendship with my aunt this'll be very interesting very interesting indeed." He gets that evil smirk on his face I wonder what he's up to?




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