Match: well that was a cluster@$#^

Me, and Fury escaped the fight with Legacy. That Inertia clone that I unleashed on the world had it's brain, and and heart eaten by something, something that I don't think any member of Legacy is nuts enough to do. Well maybe Vincent. the rest of our little group was locked into the Vault except for Heroslayer, he apparently killed himself couldn't happen to a nicer nut job. But that does bring up a dilemma. We didn't get paid. So we did what any self respecting super villain would do, we looted his HQS. Took as much money as we could find, and stole the all of his machines, and devices. what we didn't want to keep, we sold to other super villains. So now that we have some money we're thinking of going on a little vacation. We were thinking somewhere hot and tropical that takes in the more evil kind, but without all these zombies that are attacking everyone lately what's up with that? Well we did find a nice little resort with the right amount of money laundering and no asking questions. I was on the beach drinking some weird tropical drink that I'm sure has no alcohol in it... or my my powers are fighting off the effects stupid Kryptonian powers. When I hear Fury ask " Wanna play touch football?" I look up to say how dumb an idea that is when well take a look. I can't believe it took me this long to discover it was a clothes optional resort... I'm really going to like my vacation.

This has gone south.

You know there are some rules that he Flash's rouges keep trying to impart to the younger villains. Me I never cared but one rule Captain Cold Told me I wish I listened to, never work with nuts I wish I listened to. Heroslayer's team of misfits Defeated Legacy with the help of the Inertia clone I found. What does 'Slayer do after he beats them kills them, and goes on to the next stage in his plan? No he wants to do something much dumber he ties them up, and brags about how he beat them. Oh well at least it gives me time to check out Spoiler with my X-ray vision. This of course pisses Fury off, but she being angry she's still the one I feel most comfortable with on this team. The aforementioned Heroslayer is coo coo for Coco puffs. This saiyan girl called Calera wears an Orange ring like the Green lanterns, and keeps blabbing “Mine! Mine! Mine!" But the weird thing is I hear no heartbeat from her, and when I try to use my vision powers the I see through her like she's a hologram with a ring floating around it. The Parasite chick keeps looking at me as if I'm a steak dinner. Also there's this alternate reality Mandarin in a Shredder suit that’s like 16 maybe. That guy ain't the Mandarin; the Mandarin is some old dude with a bunch of rings. And the Inertia clone, Kid Zoom That I found for this team by the way, isn't acting like Thad Thawne did in his evil period , he's off somehow I can't quite place my finger on what though. Fury growls at me “You need to stop undressing Spoiler with your eyes babe." “Yeah like you aren't drooling over Tony Stark Jr. over there.” I reply. “Mmm If only he'd grow a beard...." She smiles before Heroslayer is smacked by Batgirl who somehow escaped her bonds, Spoiler threw something in my eyes. Of course they'd all escape that’s what heroes do when you leave them tied up and waiting for a bomb to blow stupid Heroslayer. “That’s for lusting after me." Spoiler jokes as I wipe whatever this stuff is out of my eyes. “Hey you're a hot blonde." I shrug. “Great first Inertia then you, my milkshake brings all the clones to the yard why can't it keep Robin interested?" “Honey I hate to break it to you but Robin's gay." I shrug. “HE IS NOT GAY!" Spoiler screams. “We all heard about him rejecting naked Ravager." I explain. “He didn't want STD's." Spoiler remarks as I see Stark jump onto what looks like a tiny scooter then roll into some door while Fake Mandarin is helping is helping Caulera Fight off GL Vella. He busts out a few minutes later in his armor. He starts chasing around Kid Zoom, Man I've been wanting to punch Inertia for quite sometime... But you'll do. " " HA! Ya can't even touch me!" Zoom States before slipping on some axel grease that Iron Lad spilled on the ground near him. "You were saying?" Ironlad laughs before giving the fallen clone a right cross. Ow that had to hurt. Fake Mandarin yells at the armored hero “You will face only me Iron Man!" “First off it's Iron Lad and second off Mandy I've got plenty of whoop ass to pass around!" He states before blasting his repulsors at the fake Mandy I took my attention of Spoiler, and now she was dodging Fury's metal shredding punches. I see Batgirl who put down Heroslayer for the time being challenge me. Meh why not? I owe her for defeating me in one of the World’s toughest henchmen challenges. I start over there flying when something just as fast as I am knocks me back when my eyes clear I see it's Batchick's little saiyan boy toy. “You don't touch my mate! And this is for messing with my sister's head! He kicks me through the wall into the outside, and then he blasts me. And that was for frying me with your Heat Vision!" I chuckle “What makes you think it's going to end differently this time?" I ask as I throw an Uppercut at his jaw sending blood flying. He turns all weird and hairy and he growls “What doesn't kill me makes me stronger. And your little heat vision trick made me a lot more powerful he then knees me in the gut. The Parasite flies up behind Vincent using the power she stole from Supergirl. “Yes you are very strong, I will feed on you power!" Back off you Leech!" Vincent shouts firing Ki at the purple chick instead of hurting her it makes her stronger “Firing your life energy at me not smart when that's what I feed on!" The half saiyan starts flying away at supersonic speeds I think I see where he's going he's trying to drain the Parasite getting her to use up her energy chasing him so there's a brain in that thick skull after all. I shoulder tackle Vince and slam him back into the Legacy building. He lands right by Kara who still is too weak to fight thanks to the purple people eater. The Parasite is about to make another meal of Vince When he puts his hand on his forehead and shouts "Solar Flare!" He used some of the sun’s energy to create a blinding light. The Parasite was blinded me well all it did was recharge me. "You may have gotten the Parasite -Girl off your back with that move but I'm a solar battery you made me stronger!" “You’re not the only one "cousin" Match. I look over before Supergirl slams her fist into my nose. I'm knocked through all the building’s floors until I hit the basement. I pass out for a few minutes, and when I wake I find myself in a weird parody of the Batcave. I guess this is where Batchick lives. Damn it Vincent was trying to recharge Kara This fight isn't going our way Legacy is working as a team now that he element of surprise is gone we're getting out butts handed to us. I could escape right now, and no one would know. No I can't leave Fury here that bomb is going to go off, and both legacy, and the other villains are going to go with it, or Legacy will win, and defuse the bomb putting Fury back in prison. I'm getting her before I escape screw all the others. I fly through the holes my body broke into all of the floors, and Find the Parasite frozen by Kara's breathe. I look around, and find Fury being put on the defensive by Slobo who's firing some kind of laser at her. I'm about to use my TTK to incapacitate him and get my girl outta here. When I hear Spoiler scream. " No! Let her go! Please!" I turn to see Kid Zoom holding a little blonde girl about two or three years old. He’s got his hand around her throat. “Surrender now!" he threatens. “Or I put my hand through the brat's chest!" He grins, blood streaming from his lip. This freak is more psychotic than the real Thad Thawne that’s what I was picking up on after I freed him! Okay back to Rouge's rules one they tried to teach us was whatever you do to a hero, or a rival villain is okay but never hurt a kid. This one I actually listened to. And looks like the other villains here did too, as they're stare in shock they can tell by look in Kid Zoom's eyes he isn't bluffing he's going to kill that poor kid. And if he does Kid Zoom won't be far behind because I'll kill him myself. TBC

Match: In prision again.

Damn it! There was this superhero convention in Metropolis, ( It's not like the city needs anymore heroes with the Super dorks there.) me and Fury get paid to rough up this one hero who was there, away from his city , and allies and who shows up? Freaking Superman that's who! He defeated us and had us locked up. Because I escaped several times before I'm locked up in a red sun room this time the walls made of thick Adamantium. No Tactile Telekinesis or the Kryptonian powers. I guess unless I think of something I'm stuck here for quite some time. After I think this the cell is opened. And the Heroslayer is on the other side. Great... the Heroslayer. Biggest nut around. Most of us super criminals want power or money The others want revenge. But this guy is a serial killer with his own delusions of grandeur. My usual rule is don't work with someone who's motives I don't understand." What do you want nut ball?" I ask. " A world without costumed hypocrites who live under the delusion of heroism" he answers. " But for now you to work along side me." I roll my eyes. " Why would I work for some guy who sees a hornet's nest, and wants to chuck a rock at it?" I sneer. " You want to kill Superboy I can help you do that by joining my Dark Titans." I have a huge laugh at that. " Sorry Pal I was already on an evil version of Teen Titans Team. I ended up with freaking Jericho stuck in my body for a few months, and locked up at STAR labs don't want to replay that again." "Oh Okay then Match I guess I'll just leave you here, and won't pay you the money I had waiting for you. Or the chance to get back at Team Legacy for all the humiliations they've heaped on you lately." I admit Legacy members have had an annoying habit of beating me up but that's what superheroes do. They really aren't on enemies list man in fact I'd like to get the Spoiler alone some time, she'd be calling me "Boy Wonder" Afterwards she's one mom I'd like to.. " Hey!" Heroslayer gets me out of my fantasy. " You want out or not?" Sigh. I don't want to be in another evil Titans but I do want free, and i do want the money. " Spring Fury, and we have a deal." So That's how I find myself with my girl in a ship with a hooded psychopath going who knows where a few minutes later. Fury Whispers. " Can we trust this Loony Toon?" " We play along for the money and our freedom. But at the first sign of it going bad we ditch him, or we kill him but you know maybe we could use one more person on our side... Hey Slayer! if you're still recruiting I have another person to join this little squad."

Bruce Cain: Sibling rivalry.

Some time in the near future. For months now I've been fighting off attacks from the warlords here in West City after I took out Alucard. Lucky I got rid of Wolverine's illegitimate son after a few weeks. I became annoyed after he kept saying dirty things about what he'd do to my mother. " Too bad my parents actually love each other, and married unlike yours one night stand boy!" " What?" he growled. " I was planned rodent. Wolverine fathered you when he was thought the woman he actually loved was dead, when he found out she was alive he went back to her, and left Shi with you! I've seen how's he's treated his other kids, Daken, Laura all the rest you're the only one he treats like a mistake!" That made him jump me with his ki claws out that was his last mistake I stabbed the freak with his own claws Then blasted into them making them about the size of my head. " As he layed there I whispered into his ear " You don't mess with a saiyan prince and you don't mess with a Cain. I'm half of both Although it's too late for you I suppose you can take that into the next life with you well if you don't regenerate that is. " I tossed his body into the ocean after leaving the Mark of Cain Gwen smiled and yelled "bad doggy!" " Yes yes he was." I sensed my stalker again She's been watching me for the last few months although I don't get why she didn't help us us with those robo zombies last week brrr, reminded me of those Stories Aunt vella told us about the Blackest Night. Instead of returning to Capsule Corp I flew to the first Legacy Base. An old house in the middle of nowhere with a cave besides it a my mom's second Batcave. " Come on out Babsie I know you're watching me !" My Sis jumps and the two of us do what we always do when we see each other, we fight." feeling nostalgic Bruce? Too bad you disrespect out Mother4 evreytime you get into a fight!" " Please even Mom would kill if it was to save lives that's what I'm doing!" I retort Punching her into the old decrepit Legacy House. She spits out blood. " You've gotten better short stuff alot better you can almost live up to being called the One Who Is All almost !" before she can counter Gwen jumps on to her shoulders and puts a gun to her head. " Naughty naughty From one daughter of an abused comic book character to another stop before I fill your head with Admantuim." " Comic book? You see what you did Bruce you wished her back too late! She's gone completely insane!" Barbara yells. "Yes I know But this time she's not off there's an alternate reality Where Batgirl. and Spoiler are comic characters though they get the details wrong about what happened alot. We have that reality to thank for Supernut Prime Gwen was apparently there on some sort of mission before she died, and well... " " Why can't DC let mommy be happy?" Gwen shouts. Me , and Babs stare at each other. " Okay Gwen we'll stop fighting I need your help any way. " " Hmph! Funny way of showing it." I remark. " This city is split up into to three sections Monsters , robots and Supervillians they've been abusing the human population here ever since Grandpa Vegeta abandoned the city. " I roll my eyes "I know that sis i killed the monsters remember?" " That's the point Bruce." Babs States. " You put a scare into the supervillians , an d the robots the machines sent Half machine zombies after you the supervillians found a time machine and went into the past to try and kill our parents a kind of temporal abortion." " That wouldn't work with the Dragon Balls." I explain. Babs snorts " Destroy just one of them ,and the other six are useless. I was sneaking around their base and have the two two times in history they're going to attack." "I also have this." she throws a capsule and Uncle Mirai's time machine pops out of it. " Oh no Time travel! " Gwen Yells " The present is going to change again! My head will hurt some more trying to catalogue all the changes." We get in despite Gwen's protests and the place we land looks familiar, Me, and Gwen Mow down the Super villains, Babs whines " Why are you killing them? " " It's the only way they'll learn !" Gwen announces. then a group of Cyborgs runs in and I remember why this place gave me such deja vu. I chased a group of cyborgs here. And found they were already killed. In fact I'm staring at those very Cyborgs now. I was the one that killed them now I see what Gwen means about time travel. i tore through all of the cyborgs, and blew up the base. The whole time my sister belly aching I shoved her into the time machine before my past self showed up. I don't know what happens if you run into yourself in the past but it can't be good. After a quick stop to warn young mom, and dad when they were going to get attacked again we went to the second attack Looked like Legacy had already beat thenm . so this is when Supergirl first joined the team, and Uncle Thad had a temporary case of dead. Aunt Vella cried something about how she missed Jason before they tied up the killers , and went to call the police. Babs gave a weird look. " I visited Aunt Vella in our time the other day, and got a disturbing view of her, and Uncle Jason." Gwen Screams " I knew it changed! AAAAAHHHH!!!!" " Or Aunt Vella, and Uncle Jason get back together sometime in the future." I respond. ' And Babs you really need to learn to knock." While Legacy is distracted I kill all the would be murders with a blast. Babs grabbed me. and Gwen, and tossed us into the time machine. When we get back to our own time she scolds me. " You're nothing but a cold blodded killer!" " You're a saiyan girl act like it!" " No I'm not a saiyan! I'm only part saiyan! and so are you! you've embraced the killing side of our family! I should have known you'd never be redeemed! Even when you try to do good you slaughter people!" And you keep trying to suck up to Bruce Wayne!" I shoot back. " Wearing his bat symbol trying to be 'Batwoman' that's mom not you Grandpa Bruce will never accept you! He hates our dad and will will always look at us with shame! And i think I know why did you notice that ring on dad's finger in the past? " " What you're suggesting they're married? or back than But Dad was seventeen mom was eighteen. I knew they married but that young? But... they didn't have us until their mid 20's. It doesn't matter It doesn't matter if Grandpa Bruce dislikes me!I'm doing what's right! And you'll always be a villain!" " You'll always be a fool!" I smirk. " You know!" she shrieks. Have your little war in West City Become a warlord for all I care! But if I see you in my city I'll lock you up brother or no brother!" She flies off. I order The LOA to get ready to mobilize for action. As the assassins gather their things. Gwen asks " What are we gonna do tonight Brain?" I sigh. " The warlords tried to kill me, and my parents, we're going to make them drown in their own blood."

Match Elimnated. Or turning lemons into lemonade.

I was just eliminated from World's Toughest Henchman. Meh. I made it to the final three, and got to have some fun destroying whatever was in my way. I will admit leaving this hotel room kind of sucks though me and Fury have kind of trashed it. Hey what can I say? Boy of steel, girl of steel, hotel room of Kleenex. Fury comes up to me with all these papers. " What's this?" She smiles. " Job offers." " What?" I respond. She grins . " A lot of people saw how we accomplished things on the show, and they want to hire us." " Hmmm why not? That thug in Las Vegas Joe Fixit takes money from heroes to assist them. Match, and Fury villains for hire . I like the sound of that." So the two of us are starting up a business. Oh, and I hear Superboy, and Wondergirl are coming after us. well bring it you losers. Two more Titans will end up on the dead list if you do though.

Meeting two ladies

I am Alucard, The son of Vlad Dracula. I got rather bored with Drakulon it had been at least two centuries since I was in the Wars of Darkness. So I came to Earth Where both my Father, and my Mother Lilith seem to have all their little schemes going right now. They all of course deal with my half sister Vampirella. Me I don't really care about all that, I went to Earth looking for some distractions what I found was a bunch of vampire wanna be sycophants who were easily swayed And given just enough Vampire venom to be my slaves , but not enough to be turned into vampires. Okay I have turned a few into vampires just the ones that can be useful. They provide me with blood, so I can't complain. Although they have been less than subtle about drinking blood, they have put me on under the attention of local so called "Superheroes". A group that calls themselves “Legacy". I heard there were two saiyans in the group. I only knew one Saiyan in my life a King around a thousand years ago named Spinakha. His son Vegeta murdered him; I hear Vegeta's son is now the king. Any Way since I haven't run into one in ten centuries I recruited a being who has had dealing's with them a being called Cooler. He's in some kind of group called the Sinestro Corps some kind of wanna be evil Green Lanterns. I recruited him when some of my servants describe a saiyan Green Lantern. This is odd that these people would just start attacking my minions, When they actually attack my home I see why a group of new members being led by Iron Lad. Cooler Attacked The Green Lantern. While they're fighting a Robot Cooler called a "Man Hunter." It sucked power out of he strangely colored haired girl’s power ring and though the young saiyan female was stronger than Cooler his ring gave him the victory. I bit this man called the “Red Hood” making him into my slave I sent him to attack the clawed mutant girl. She tore through his armor but the Hood shot her in the head. She somehow survived that but was taken down when she was hit in the knees with some odd looking crowbar. Oddly she should be dead after being shot in the fore head, but she lives. The Kid Iron Man blasts many of my servants with some kind of fake sunlight that vaporizes them instantly me? It just gives a slight tan. “That’s impossible! You're a vampire!' “I’m a Drakulonian. The sun doesn't affect us like it does human vampires." I snarl and take advantage of his surprise by tearing into his armor. He recovers and hits me with something called a repulsor. Then a chest laser thing. Cooler, The Red Hood, and my surviving servants join the fight. This gives me enough time to conjure a spell further damaging his armor. With all the attacks on all fronts He goes down hard. I just wanted to kill them. But Cooler uses his ring to beam a message all over the planet. “Son Goku, I have defeated This Girl..." he points at the Green Lantern I am going to send her to the pleasure planets to be a pleasure girl... unless you come out of hiding, and face me." Hours later. I ask this former king if he is sure that this blue haired girl is this third class warrior Son Goku's daughter. “Of course when I battled her in the Sinestro Corps War she acted just like that fool." I get a good look at the girl's face, and she reminds of the warrior woman who stole my old friend's heart all those centuries ago, this looks as if she can be her great grand daughter despite the blue hair. “Check her DNA." I command. I can tell this makes him bristle but he uses his ring anyway. The ring “The female is a hybrid, mother of Earth origin. Human. Father of saiyan origin DNA match found. The father is identified as King Vegeta the second. Once known as the prince of all saiyans." I spit. "She's is of noble birth like the two of us! A noble will not become a flesh toy I will give her an honorable death." As I was about to bite the young woman's neck, a strange weapon in the shape of a bat cuts my face. I turn and I am astonished, two girls who seem as if they are creatures of the night themselves descend upon us. Others attack us as well what looks like a teenage version of that ruffian Lobo. A blonde girl who is wearing the Kryptonian symbol for hope on her chest, and some other. But I am not interested in them. I use my powers to see what my creatures of the night look like under their masks. Beautiful. I believe I will introduce my self... when I Blasted by a young male saiyan. “I don't like how you’re looking at my girl freak." Ah A jealous boyfriend I will dispatch this one easily. I knock him down, and am thrown back as the boy's hair turns gold, and eyes become green, he also gets slightly taller more muscle. "Ah so you are a so called Super Saiyan. Well killing you will be a little more difficult, but will be a worthy challenge." I remark. “Just bring it." he snipes. I will have to teach this a lesson. TBC

Attacking Alcurad

Some time in the near future. For the last few weeks we've been scouting Alucrad's territory in West City. The City has been split amongst four warlords Alcurad Is the son of Vlad Dracule or as he's more commonly known Dracula. My cousin Wolfgang has been having a feud with the Dracule family like his mother Vampirella before him. Lucky he didn't bring that Cammy girl I met the last time I saw I aunt Vampi with him she bugs the Hell out of me. I wonder what Wolfgang would say if I told him I remember a time when he didn't even exist. I suppose a world with out Black Zero ruling had the chance to create people who weren't in it originally. With me are my League of Assassins, My mate Gwen, and the son of Wolverine, and Shi. Jamie Howlett. Have no idea what Rodent Jr is doing here. Probably looking for trouble. Alucard's part is hell for the people here. They’re all raised as farm animals fro the monsters here the zombies, creatures, etc. eat the flesh, while the vampires drink the blood. I admit I've done some things that some will consider evil but this is a new low. The Rodent spawn puts his claws in my face. “Well bub? Are we going to do something about this? Are going to play live action Metal Gear for a few more weeks?" “Get your ki claws out of my face or I'll remind you what happens when a Logan threatens a Saiyan Prince." “You mean qi claws." “No I mean Ki!" “Qi!" "Ki!" Gwen gets in between us “Children please! This is not stealthy." “I am not a child Gwen." I admonish. "Then act like it." She growls. “Sigh. Attack! “I order all the others stationed around the area heard my order telepathically. Wolfgang killed the guards of the pins in the blink of and then released the humans and gave them weapons. While other monsters tried to back up the others. They were taken out by the assassins, others of my group attacked different parts of Alucard’s territory. While this chaos was happening I fly Gwen, And Jamie to the his base an insult to my family as I'm sure it's meant to be Capsule Corp. I snuck in using a teleporter Great Grandpa Briefs built into the place. It would piss him, and grandma off to see what happened to all the inventions they had created they were scattered, and destroyed; many neglected collecting dust, and cobwebs. We exit the room, and go down the corridors when female Vampires, the human changed kind. ‘Join us forever..." They purr. “I smirk and look over the rodent.” Sic 'em boy." “Bite me monkey. Any way darlings your vampire whiles won't work on me graaaar!" As he slashes them with his energy claws I sniff out where Alcurad's putrid scent. I find him in the what used to be grandfather Vegeta's Gravity Room. “I expected another Saiyan frankly." He laughs then he smells me. “Cassandra? You’re Cassandra's child?" I smirk as I see his pain in his body language " She bred with that saiyan?!" Gwen shoots him in the face with a an arrow that sprays garlic in his face a full blooded Drakulonain like Alucard wouldn't die from that allergy but that has to sting. “We’re taking over this territory Stalker!" She declares "Ah young Gwen. You have grown quite beautiful. The spitting image of Stephanie. Tell me is your mother still with that pathetic Batman wannabe?" "None of your business weirdo." She spits. “I offered your mothers immortality, and yet they spurned me in lieu of a life of growing old with a mundane human athlete, and a saiyan's offspring." "Yeah I'm sure they would have loved being blood sucking parasites." Gwen grunts. While they're talking I try to lop his head off with my sword. He catches my blade. His body language says he was going to try to bite me instead he ate my fist. He tries a couple of times more to hit me actually landing a shot or two but mostly ending up on the floor. The next second I'm blasted by some kind of magic my whole body stings as I'm thrown through the wall. While I recover Gwen fight with Alucard blasting him with a solar gun, and a pair of Adamantium gloves, don't know where she got those, he catches her by the neck. “I’ll turn you into a vampire girl I'm not giving you a choice." At that moment I break out of the rubble pissed. Gwen kicks him in the balls then flips out of the way I snarl. “Burn!" I fire Dragon Flame. He jumps out the window set ablaze. I watch as he flies off into the distance all my assassins call in, and tell me the monsters are all are dead. There's a weird thing, all the warlords did they put up flags, and graffiti all over there territories with a symbol. Alcurad's was a bat how convientnt since my mother, and adopted grandfather loved to dress like bats. I ordered my minions to alter with something my father will be happy about when he hears about it the Saiyan Royal symbol. So now it's a combination representing both of my heritages. After everything settles down Wolfgang leaves to fight Alucard. Me I get the fun of trying to organize the newly freed people. I look over to Jaime “So when are you going to leave?" “I’m not going anywhere rookie haven't had this kind of fun in some time." Great. Meanwhile... "Tch! That's the last of monster Bruce's followers let go. Bah! Stupid assassins what are up to Bruce? I will find out little brother. And if I don't like the answer I'm shutting you and your ninja groupies down."