Return of the monster

Those fools in SHIELD brought me back to Earth. And Zemo, with Stark think they control me. They also made the mistake of increasing my thinking ability. I'll play along with them, because I like the idea of kakarot being the outlaw, and me being the lawman. Some day though they are going to say the wrong thing and make me angry, then I'll lay waste to this planet. I saw the funniest thing before they sent me out on my first mission, Vegeta knocked out, and being dragged to a cell. The only thing wrong with it was I didn't put him in his place again. They sent me after Vlad Dracula. This is perfect , because of the two so called "villains" Lolth and Lillith think they can screw with this planet, That's my job. Also I remember Lillith lying to me about getting my chance at kakarot when I was in Hades. I also remember her trying to stop me from freeing my self. Now she thinks she's invincible Ha! I'm the only thing that's truly invincible. I find him chatting with tan old friend of mine Cain Reaper, whose been turned into a vampire. These other saiyans are so inferior to me . In that damned Zombie Universe I was trapped in I was turned into a Zombie , then I turned back. I laugh at them, they turn but only Reaper knows what he's facing. " How did you come back from the dead Retard?" he asks hiding behind the Impaler. " There's been a few changes, Bastard Son of Vegeta. One is I'm no longer slow witted. If you think me being able to think makes me any less dangerous think again!" Cain and some woman. Bite me. They try injecting venom it does nothing. Then they start hacking and coughing. " His Blood!" yells the woman! "It's disgusting!" " I guess so." I chuckle. " Vampirella has already bitten me, giving my body the chance to adapt to vampires. I grab her by the neck. " Your Cain's woman huh? Maybe you should have a chance to be with a real saiyan huh?" she starts crying these blood tears. I missed the taste and smell of fear. Zombies are too stupid too be afraid. " HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! You know Vampires aren't my type." I tear her in half. " I'm not healing! I'm not healing !" she cries. " You will once I leave . But for now pull yourself together. Hahahhaahahahahaahaha!" Reaper fires a ki blast at me calls me a bastard, and attempts to fight me. I pull his head off. " I wonder if I throw your head into the sun will you regenerate? No I have plans for your llittle sister . And I want you alive to see them. I guess you call this alive . " He mouths you won't touch her. To which I answer " Who's going to stop me you headless?" I look over at the Imapler . As you can see I've evolved defenses to you Drakulonians. He punches me I catch it and break his arm. " I can kill you now , my ki keeps you from healing." " What are you?" He cries. " Your not a saiyan , they can't do this!" " Cain didn't tell you? I guess he may not know I'm what they call a legendary Supersaiyan. We slay gods. You can kill me, but I'll come back stronger than before. I blast him just to let him feel the fear. Then I impale him. On a flagpole. " Tell Lilith That she can't stop me , no one can, and When I'm ready I'll kill her. " I fly off and watch as those things heal up. , now I'm going back to SHIELD and pretend I couldn't find Dracula. I can't wait until she tries to challenge me , unless she unlike Vlad knows what I am, and decides against facing me .