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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Revenge

I woke up in the old Batgirl cave that mom used to live in all those yars ago. I've lived in so many damned caves since my childhood. They kind of bother me. I sort of remember Azreal, and Alpha drag me here.

Ugh! I sneak past Jean Paal hitting on my mom. This must be before they realized that the mind control syestem they put him under makes him periodically hit on warrior women to make the next Azreal that much stronger. It's so strange.

He's normally a pretty good guy, he just needed to be deprogrammed some more. Oh God! I'm in the middle of Mom and Dad's first or second break up joy. but it's weird my memories of the stories unt Steph told changed could it be my presense has changed it?

Bah! Azreal isn't really at fault, But that jerk Celra she always hounded poor mom even after Pop died. She wanted to use Dad as a stepping stone to power, she had no real feelings for anyone but herself.


I wondrer what kind of changes to the timeline would happen if I just killed her now? From what I remember she didn't do all that much important just slapped Barbra once, and I mean Gordon, not Cain.

Meh. Celera was only a nuisance maybe I could kill if I run into her. I avoid mom and the rest beand vanish into the night, because I know what I have to do next... Well my heroic family would disapprove.

My elite assassins betrayed me for Ras' Al Ghul, and Grandpa Bruce was kind enough to put them all in one place. Blackgate Prison in Gotham City. I flew there.I had to decide how to go about this.


You see I have two distinct natures struggling. The saiyan nature given to be my father Vincent Vegeta Briefs. Now he would just smash in and blast them all and fight his way through all the cops.

Then there's is the assassin/ninja side that has been drilled into me by my mom Cassandra "Batgirl" Cain. She would sneak in and do this very subtly. Though she would never kill, my dad always had a problem with it.

Guess I take after grandpa Vegeta, and David or I'm just evil who knows? I sneak in. I Find the main computer and hack it with some tech I brought in from the future.

I open the cells and release all the prisoners. But then with the next move I turn out all the lights. I have the advantage in the hunting ground now since I can see well in the dark, and i can sense the ki of the ones I want.

The first one I find is the King Fu Clown. I turn on the music player i Had on me from the future one of my favorites on the classic station. Metallica Enter Sandman.

Say your prayers little one
Dont forget, my son
To include everyone
Tuck you in, warm within
keep you free from sin
till the sandman he comes
sleep with one eye open
gripping your pillow tight


“Cain?” The Clown gasps is that you? "

Exit, light
Enter, Night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land

“The mind games are n... Not working Bruce."

“I learned from the best when it comes from mind games." And weirdly a bunch of bats flew at him from outside. He goes into fighting stance and I laugh, as he tries to actually hit me.

I slam my hand into his chest then burn the Mark of Cain into it." Bruce Don't!" He whines. " We were just waiting to save you from Ra's yeah that's it."

I grin. " I can read body language liar."

I cut his head off with Uncle Trunks' old Adamntium/silver sword. Next I find my old lovers Mandy Sandy and Candy.

Something’s wrong, shut the light
heavy thoughts tonight
And they aren't of snow white
dreams of war, dreams of liars
dreams of dragon's fire
and of things that will bite
sleep with one eye open
gripping your pillow tight


And since the lyric was dragon fire I burned all three women in dragon flame. Finally I found the one that was actually formidable somewhat. Evil Ryu.

Exit, light
Enter, Night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land


“Funny Cain. Now die! Haidoken!"

I slap away the cute little ki attack." Here try the attack your Haidoken ripped off KAMEHAMEHA!"

He evaporates in an energy blast. Well that was fun.
Now I lay me down to sleep (I pray the lord my soul to keep
If i die before I wake
I pray the lord my soul to take

hush little baby, don't say a word
never mind that noise you heard
it's just the beasts under your bed
in your closet, in your head

Exit, light
Enter, Night
Grain of sand
Exit, light
Enter, Night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land




A voice from the dark growls. “I see your still alive Bruce Cain."

I turn and flash a light on Batman. Yeah I know I can see them but this is too much fun.Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us " You too. Bruce Wayne."

“Holy secret IDs Batman he knows who you are!"

I look at uncle Tim “Uh Tim why are you wearing the short shorts wait a sec your eight Damien? No your Ki... Uncle Richard? The Hell?"

“What is he talking about Batman?"

“Yeah Grandpa tell him." I tease.

“I am not your grandfather." He shouts.

“Yeah your hatred of dad went on to me and Babs." I clench my jaw. “It’s that attitude that left you a bitter and broken old man in the future. You live alone in an empty mansion, and stare at your old trophies in the Cave no one visits you because you've driven them all away. Mom, Uncle Tim, Uncle Jason, even Uncle Damien just couldn't take anymore of your crap!"

" Hh." He responds. “I can't believe Cassandra raised such a self righteous brat."

“Keep her out of this old man!" I shout before i notice he's reaching for his belt. I throw a razor rang that hits hand yeah I could have blasted him but the man is my grandfather. " Trying to get me off my game eh? Oh we'll fight but in a battle we ground of my choosing."

I fly off while he takes the razor rang out of his hand. Now what? Well I find Lady Shiva's ki.

She smiles." Ah the prodigal grandson has come so you have come to receive training?"

“Yes Ma’am." I bow. I have nothing else better to do.

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2 Sat at the bar:

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard gossips...

All these timelines leave me dazed.

12:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous gossips...

me too JP

9:07 AM  

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