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Monday, May 25, 2009

This has gone south.

You know there are some rules that he Flash's rouges keep trying to impart to the younger villains. Me I never cared but one rule Captain Cold Told me I wish I listened to, never work with nuts I wish I listened to.

Heroslayer's team of misfits Defeated Legacy with the help of the Inertia clone I found.

What does 'Slayer do after he beats them kills them, and goes on to the next stage in his plan? No he wants to do something much dumber he ties them up, and brags about how he beat them.

Oh well at least it gives me time to check out Spoiler with my X-ray vision.

This of course pisses Fury off, but she being angry she's still the one I feel most comfortable with on this team. The aforementioned Heroslayer is coo coo for Coco puffs.

This saiyan girl called Calera wears an Orange ring like the Green lanterns, and keeps blabbing “Mine! Mine! Mine!" But the weird thing is I hear no heartbeat from her, and when I try to use my vision powers the I see through her like she's a hologram with a ring floating around it.

The Parasite chick keeps looking at me as if I'm a steak dinner. Also there's this alternate reality Mandarin in a Shredder suit that’s like 16 maybe. That guy ain't the Mandarin; the Mandarin is some old dude with a bunch of rings.

And the Inertia clone, Kid Zoom That I found for this team by the way, isn't acting like Thad Thawne did in his evil period , he's off somehow I can't quite place my finger on what though.

Fury growls at me “You need to stop undressing Spoiler with your eyes babe."

“Yeah like you aren't drooling over Tony Stark Jr. over there.” I reply.

“Mmm If only he'd grow a beard...." She smiles before Heroslayer is smacked by Batgirl who somehow escaped her bonds, Spoiler threw something in my eyes. Of course they'd all escape that’s what heroes do when you leave them tied up and waiting for a bomb to blow stupid Heroslayer.

“That’s for lusting after me." Spoiler jokes as I wipe whatever this stuff is out of my eyes.

“Hey you're a hot blonde." I shrug.

“Great first Inertia then you, my milkshake brings all the clones to the yard why can't it keep Robin interested?"

“Honey I hate to break it to you but Robin's gay." I shrug.

“HE IS NOT GAY!" Spoiler screams.

“We all heard about him rejecting naked Ravager." I explain.

“He didn't want STD's." Spoiler remarks as I see Stark jump onto what looks like a tiny scooter then roll into some door while Fake Mandarin is helping is helping Caulera Fight off GL Vella.

He busts out a few minutes later in his armor.

He starts chasing around Kid Zoom, Man I've been wanting to punch Inertia for quite sometime... But you'll do. "

" HA! Ya can't even touch me!" Zoom States before slipping on some axel grease that Iron Lad spilled on the ground near him.



"You were saying?" Ironlad laughs before giving the fallen clone a right cross. Ow that had to hurt. Fake Mandarin yells at the armored hero “You will face only me Iron Man!"

“First off it's Iron Lad and second off Mandy I've got plenty of whoop ass to pass around!" He states before blasting his repulsors at the fake Mandy

I took my attention of Spoiler, and now she was dodging Fury's metal shredding punches. I see Batgirl who put down Heroslayer for the time being challenge me.



Meh why not? I owe her for defeating me in one of the World’s toughest henchmen challenges.

I start over there flying when something just as fast as I am knocks me back when my eyes clear I see it's Batchick's little saiyan boy toy.

“You don't touch my mate! And this is for messing with my sister's head! He kicks me through the wall into the outside, and then he blasts me. And that was for frying me with your Heat Vision!"

I chuckle “What makes you think it's going to end differently this time?" I ask as I throw an Uppercut at his jaw sending blood flying.

He turns all weird and hairy and he growls “What doesn't kill me makes me stronger. And your little heat vision trick made me a lot more powerful he then knees me in the gut.

The Parasite flies up behind Vincent using the power she stole from Supergirl. “Yes you are very strong, I will feed on you power!"

Back off you Leech!" Vincent shouts firing Ki at the purple chick instead of hurting her it makes her stronger

“Firing your life energy at me not smart when that's what I feed on!" The half saiyan starts flying away at supersonic speeds I think I see where he's going he's trying to drain the Parasite getting her to use up her energy chasing him so there's a brain in that thick skull after all.


I shoulder tackle Vince and slam him back into the Legacy building. He lands right by Kara who still is too weak to fight thanks to the purple people eater. The Parasite is about to make another meal of Vince When he puts his hand on his forehead and shouts "Solar Flare!"

He used some of the sun’s energy to create a blinding light. The Parasite was blinded me well all it did was recharge me. "You may have gotten the Parasite -Girl off your back with that move but I'm a solar battery you made me stronger!"

“You’re not the only one "cousin" Match. I look over before Supergirl slams her fist into my nose. I'm knocked through all the building’s floors until I hit the basement. I pass out for a few minutes, and when I wake I find myself in a weird parody of the Batcave.

I guess this is where Batchick lives. Damn it Vincent was trying to recharge Kara This fight isn't going our way Legacy is working as a team now that he element of surprise is gone we're getting out butts handed to us. I could escape right now, and no one would know.

No I can't leave Fury here that bomb is going to go off, and both legacy, and the other villains are going to go with it, or Legacy will win, and defuse the bomb putting Fury back in prison. I'm getting her before I escape screw all the others.

I fly through the holes my body broke into all of the floors, and Find the Parasite frozen by Kara's breathe. I look around, and find Fury being put on the defensive by Slobo who's firing some kind of laser at her.

I'm about to use my TTK to incapacitate him and get my girl outta here. When I hear Spoiler scream. " No! Let her go! Please!"

I turn to see Kid Zoom holding a little blonde girl about two or three years old. He’s got his hand around her throat. “Surrender now!" he threatens. “Or I put my hand through the brat's chest!" He grins, blood streaming from his lip.

This freak is more psychotic than the real Thad Thawne that’s what I was picking up on after I freed him! Okay back to Rouge's rules one they tried to teach us was whatever you do to a hero, or a rival villain is okay but never hurt a kid.

This one I actually listened to. And looks like the other villains here did too, as they're stare in shock they can tell by look in Kid Zoom's eyes he isn't bluffing he's going to kill that poor kid.

And if he does Kid Zoom won't be far behind because I'll kill him myself.


TBC