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Monday, April 27, 2009

Match: In prision again.

Damn it! There was this superhero convention in Metropolis, ( It's not like the city needs anymore heroes with the Super dorks there.) me and Fury get paid to rough up this one hero who was there, away from his city , and allies and who shows up? Freaking Superman that's who!

He defeated us and had us locked up. Because I escaped several times before I'm locked up in a red sun room this time the walls made of thick Adamantium. No Tactile Telekinesis or the Kryptonian powers. I guess unless I think of something I'm stuck here for quite some time.

After I think this the cell is opened. And the Heroslayer is on the other side. Great... the Heroslayer. Biggest nut around. Most of us super criminals want power or money The others want revenge.

But this guy is a serial killer with his own delusions of grandeur. My usual rule is don't work with someone who's motives I don't understand." What do you want nut ball?" I ask.

" A world without costumed hypocrites who live under the delusion of heroism" he answers. " But for now you to work along side me."

I roll my eyes. " Why would I work for some guy who sees a hornet's nest, and wants to chuck a rock at it?" I sneer.

" You want to kill Superboy I can help you do that by joining my Dark Titans."

I have a huge laugh at that. " Sorry Pal I was already on an evil version of Teen Titans Team. I ended up with freaking Jericho stuck in my body for a few months, and locked up at STAR labs don't want to replay that again."



"Oh Okay then Match I guess I'll just leave you here, and won't pay you the money I had waiting for you. Or the chance to get back at Team Legacy for all the humiliations they've heaped on you lately."

I admit Legacy members have had an annoying habit of beating me up but that's what superheroes do. They really aren't on enemies list man in fact I'd like to get the Spoiler alone some time, she'd be calling me "Boy Wonder" Afterwards she's one mom I'd like to..

" Hey!" Heroslayer gets me out of my fantasy. " You want out or not?"

Sigh. I don't want to be in another evil Titans but I do want free, and i do want the money. " Spring Fury, and we have a deal."

So That's how I find myself with my girl in a ship with a hooded psychopath going who knows where a few minutes later. Fury Whispers. " Can we trust this Loony Toon?"

" We play along for the money and our freedom. But at the first sign of it going bad we ditch him, or we kill him but you know maybe we could use one more person on our side... Hey Slayer! if you're still recruiting I have another person to join this little squad."

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Bruce Cain: Sibling rivalry.

Some time in the near future.

For months now I've been fighting off attacks from the warlords here in West City after I took out Alucard. Lucky I got rid of Wolverine's illegitimate son after a few weeks.

I became annoyed after he kept saying dirty things about what he'd do to my mother. " Too bad my parents actually love each other, and married unlike yours one night stand boy!"

" What?" he growled.

" I was planned rodent. Wolverine fathered you when he was thought the woman he actually loved was dead, when he found out she was alive he went back to her, and left Shi with you! I've seen how's he's treated his other kids, Daken, Laura all the rest you're the only one he treats like a mistake!"

That made him jump me with his ki claws out that was his last mistake I stabbed the freak with his own claws Then blasted into them making them about the size of my head.

" As he layed there I whispered into his ear " You don't mess with a saiyan prince and you don't mess with a Cain. I'm half of both Although it's too late for you I suppose you can take that into the next life with you well if you don't regenerate that is. "

I tossed his body into the ocean after leaving the Mark of Cain Gwen smiled and yelled "bad doggy!"

" Yes yes he was." I sensed my stalker again She's been watching me for the last few months although I don't get why she didn't help us us with those robo zombies last week brrr, reminded me of those Stories Aunt vella told us about the Blackest Night.

Instead of returning to Capsule Corp I flew to the first Legacy Base. An old house in the middle of nowhere with a cave besides it a my mom's second Batcave. " Come on out Babsie I know you're watching me !"

My Sis jumps and the two of us do what we always do when we see each other, we fight." feeling nostalgic Bruce? Too bad you disrespect out Mother4 evreytime you get into a fight!"

" Please even Mom would kill if it was to save lives that's what I'm doing!" I retort Punching her into the old decrepit Legacy House.

She spits out blood. " You've gotten better short stuff alot better you can almost live up to being called the One Who Is All almost !"

before she can counter Gwen jumps on to her shoulders and puts a gun to her head. " Naughty naughty From one daughter of an abused comic book character to another stop before I fill your head with Admantuim."

" Comic book? You see what you did Bruce you wished her back too late! She's gone completely insane!" Barbara yells.

"Yes I know But this time she's not off there's an alternate reality Where Batgirl. and Spoiler are comic characters though they get the details wrong about what happened alot. We have that reality to thank for Supernut Prime Gwen was apparently there on some sort of mission before she died, and well... "

" Why can't DC let mommy be happy?" Gwen shouts.

Me , and Babs stare at each other. " Okay Gwen we'll stop fighting I need your help any way. "

" Hmph! Funny way of showing it." I remark.

" This city is split up into to three sections Monsters , robots and Supervillians they've been abusing the human population here ever since Grandpa Vegeta abandoned the city. "

I roll my eyes "I know that sis i killed the monsters remember?"

" That's the point Bruce." Babs States. " You put a scare into the supervillians , an d the robots the machines sent Half machine zombies after you the supervillians found a time machine and went into the past to try and kill our parents a kind of temporal abortion."


" That wouldn't work with the Dragon Balls." I explain.


Babs snorts " Destroy just one of them ,and the other six are useless. I was sneaking around their base and have the two two times in history they're going to attack."

"I also have this." she throws a capsule and Uncle Mirai's time machine pops out of it.

" Oh no Time travel! " Gwen Yells " The present is going to change again! My head will hurt some more trying to catalogue all the changes."

We get in despite Gwen's protests and the place we land looks familiar, Me, and Gwen Mow down the Super villains, Babs whines " Why are you killing them? "

" It's the only way they'll learn !" Gwen announces. then a group of Cyborgs runs in and I remember why this place gave me such deja vu. I chased a group of cyborgs here. And found they were already killed.

In fact I'm staring at those very Cyborgs now. I was the one that killed them now I see what Gwen means about time travel. i tore through all of the cyborgs, and blew up the base. The whole time my sister belly aching I shoved her into the time machine before my past self showed up. I don't know what happens if you run into yourself in the past but it can't be good.


After a quick stop to warn young mom, and dad when they were going to get attacked again we went to the second attack Looked like Legacy had already beat thenm . so this is when Supergirl first joined the team, and Uncle Thad had a temporary case of dead.

Aunt Vella cried something about how she missed Jason before they tied up the killers , and went to call the police.


Babs gave a weird look. " I visited Aunt Vella in our time the other day, and got a disturbing view of her, and Uncle Jason."

Gwen Screams " I knew it changed! AAAAAHHHH!!!!"

" Or Aunt Vella, and Uncle Jason get back together sometime in the future." I respond. ' And Babs you really need to learn to knock." While Legacy is distracted I kill all the would be murders with a blast.


Babs grabbed me. and Gwen, and tossed us into the time machine. When we get back to our own time she scolds me. " You're nothing but a cold blodded killer!"

" You're a saiyan girl act like it!"


" No I'm not a saiyan! I'm only part saiyan! and so are you! you've embraced the killing side of our family! I should have known you'd never be redeemed! Even when you try to do good you slaughter people!"

And you keep trying to suck up to Bruce Wayne!" I shoot back. " Wearing his bat symbol trying to be 'Batwoman' that's mom not you Grandpa Bruce will never accept you! He hates our dad and will will always look at us with shame! And i think I know why did you notice that ring on dad's finger in the past? "

" What you're suggesting they're married? or back than But Dad was seventeen mom was eighteen. I knew they married but that young? But... they didn't have us until their mid 20's. It doesn't matter It doesn't matter if Grandpa Bruce dislikes me!I'm doing what's right! And you'll always be a villain!"

" You'll always be a fool!" I smirk.

" You know!" she shrieks. Have your little war in West City Become a warlord for all I care! But if I see you in my city I'll lock you up brother or no brother!"


She flies off. I order The LOA to get ready to mobilize for action.
As the assassins gather their things. Gwen asks " What are we gonna do tonight Brain?"


I sigh. " The warlords tried to kill me, and my parents, we're going to make them drown in their own blood."