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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Saving my parents

This is getting boring. Ever since I learned my parents were a target from people from my own time I've been following them around. believe me you do not want to see teenage versions of your parents together.

When they're together all they do is grope and kiss, and say naughty things to each other. I hate super hearing sometimes. What I don't get is why people from my time want to kill me by taking out my parents.

Ultra-Girl mentioned something about West City, in my time it's a vacant crater with monsters and super powered idiots roaming around. What does that have to with me? Does that mean I somehow end up back in my own time?

Whatever. While Mom and Dad were watching a movie I leave for a while. And I don't believe I mean I leave for fifteen minutes to get something to eat , and the movie theatre is being blown up.

Cybernetic mercenaries were blowing it to Hell damn. Fifteen minutes was all this took . I fly in, and see Mom and Dad fighting them refusing to kill what is it with my parents? They never killed thinking just beating up people would be enough.

Foolish the only way to get rid of these cy-mercs, is to make them fear for their lives. I start blasting them. ‘They all turn. “Who what?"

“What are you dense? Are you retarded?" I smirk. “I’m the Goddamned Bat-Saiyan. " I throw some exploding Razor -Rangs Killing the group closest to me.

“Cain!" Their leader shouts.

“Yes. You're here to kill me, why don't you just leave it between me and you guys, So leave the parental units alone."

" Die!"

I'm swarmed by cyborgs. A ki blast burns them all off. I take out Uncle Trunks' sword a cutting down the freaks.

“Bruce Stop!" Mother orders.

“Mother! This needs to be done! I slice a cyborg in front of her, and it's blood splashes on her.

Great she's having some kind of freak-out. Looks like she won't be fighting. Then I hear a shot , and dad scream . I m Shocked at the sight of my father Falling clutching his chest, He was shot by a ray gun. I go into a bezerker rage transforming into a SS4. Screaming “Father!"

I stop playing around and blast the bastards. Finally after a dozen or so get vaporized They retreat with their tails between their legs. I was going to chase show them what happens when you screw with the family of Bruce Cain. When i hear father mumble something.


“What is it Dad? Save your strength I'll get you to a Lazarus Pit."

"No In my left pocket... bean. Feed it to me. "


“Dad this isn't time for a snack.” I admonish.

“No. Just feed it to me. "

I do as he says and his wound closes weird. “Thanks that’s a Senzu Bean, It's weird that you don't know about them."

"I don't think we have them in my time."

I look at mother. " Mom those cyborgs are pretty much living dead except for their leader Marcus. They have no minds me killing them did them a favor."


“Bruce... You must stop killing..." She answers.


I sigh. “Sorry Mother." Vincent yells after me. “Thanks … Son.” I smile for a second and lift off. I fly after the cyborgs. I feel bad about it, but it's about to get bloody. Since I know Mom and Dad are safe I'm making sure they stay that way.

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Re-Matched

Me am not in the future. Slow boy Inertia have not taken me here for no reason. “Okay Match this won't hurt a bit. OkayIdon'tknowthatbutI'mjustsayin'it."


Him am slow talking me understand it perfectly. He no turn on button on machine. And After a few minutes my mind clears then a searing pain My chalky skin heals turning me back into a normal clone.

It's so clear now, Bizarro World, Titans East, Deathstroke, All of it floods into my mind. If I was my normal self e could have destroyed the Teen titans, Instead I was a bumbling bizarro idiot.

But now I'm back to normal thanks to Inertia.

The worst thing I can recall is that my idiot "Older Brother" Kon-El has somehow found his way back to the land of the living. But the good news is I have the chance to put back in the grave permanently.

I walk out of the machine. “My thanks Inertia my old friend, I was sick of being that idiot."

“Yeah you were pretty annoyin’ Match, But ya know ya owe me."

I shake my head." Fine, good, how did you do this anyway?"

" Well I keep up with this stuff So I don't find my self degeneratin' someday. Though By the 30th Century, we pretty much got that whipped."

I laugh “Then how come they didn't give you the ability to speak like a normal person."

" Hey quiet there Bizarro boy!" He growls. “Okay ya wanna pay me back fer gettin' yer brain back? Ya see there's this clone Cadmus made of Superboy, and he's goin' around with this girl I like."

Oh god all this for Thad's love life? I seem to sort of remember him being around some blue haired chick, but she never really did for me I mean she's no Cassie Sandsmark.

On the other hand I'm the only clone of Kon that needs to exist. " Fine Thadeus I'll kill the other clone Superboy, If for nothing else I would have done so anyway. Take me back to the 21st Century. "

After returning to my own time I fly to Metropolis. I see the wrong Kon making out with Wondergirl after punching a wall and scaring some old couple I turn invisible. and use my Telescopic Vision to find the other Superboy, I'll watch him and when The time is right I'll strike.

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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

I'm back

I've been studying Martial Arts with My Grandmother Shiva or as she's been making me call her "Sandra." I think I maybe a lot better than I was before. We were studying in this weird place called Nanda Paibot.

She made me sit in this cave and meditate for hours.There I had these weird hallucinations. They talked about how I'm supposed to found something called the "Children Of Cain." And " My destiny lies not in my past but my future."

Bah! Whatever. Grafter I learned everything I could Sandra I was shocked to see I was only gone for a small amount of time. ? Now Bruce it is time for you to do one more thing I want you to fight someone for me. "

“And you can't fight him why?"

“Because he is your Graduation test.”

" Okaay." I roll my eyes. After a few days , she finds me and tells me to go to these coordinates. When I get there this loser is waiting for me.



" So you're the one who calls himself the world's greatest assassin eh? That's my title!"


I shake my head “I only say it because it’s true if you want to prove me wrong cyborg, Bring it on."

Because this freak is cybernetic a lot of body languge cues are messed up but so what? he isn't a threat his moves are like border competent and he's strength is nothing. Somewhere on the Spider-Man Level .

I knock him away. I keep smacking him away. And he keeps going after me, and Next thing I know his hand pops off, and a sword comes out he stabs me and it breaks.

I smirk “Got anything else?"

" I have this Super Dodon Ray!"

His Ki blast hits, and well it tingles. “Well that was a little bit of nothing. Here try this Blast Cannon!" My Blast destroys all of cybernetics and leaves him broken.

" Now kill him." Grandma's voice comes from no where. She was watching this fight.

I smirk "No Problem, want me to use your Panther Strike?" Before she answers I do so killing this loser.

" You have now graduated , boy." Shiva grins. Then walks off. Well now I ned to test out my new skills. Against Grandpa Vegeta, or Son Goku, Or Cabain Reaper. Someone then maybe learn a bit more from grandpa Vegeta.

The problem is even though I am a time traveler, I don't know where these people are at Right now, and The ones with ki powers can hide when they don't want to be found. I should know.

I Guess I could hang around either Capsule Corp, or Goku's house in Japan, until they appear. I need to figure out my next move, Maybe If I hang around the HU building I can find out what my realtives are doing now. Lucky for me with my purplish hair, If I slick it down I look a lot like Mirai Trunks.

Not surprising really when we share some of the same genes. Me being his brother's son and all. I go into the HU club part, and no one notices me, I just sit ans listen to the conversations.

Seems Granddad Is doing something with The Grandmaster. People Think Goku has gone rouge, yeah bet there's more to that than meets the eye, in fact I know there is from stories of grandpa Batman's exploits.

Then I see someone weird Ultra Girl? But she's from my time, In fact she shouldn't even be born yet since she's my sister's rival. They were about the same age . She walks up to me.

" Mirai Trunks right? Let me tell you why Batgirl is wrong for your little brother."

" What are you doing here Ultra Girl?" I ask in my own voice.


“Bruce Briefs" She declares, and flies out I follow her. I grab her when she's halfway out of New York.

“Okay what's this about Suzanne?"

“You, You Psychopath!" She tries to attack me But since Barbra always beats her up She's no problem for me since I've always been the stronger out of the two of us.

I punch Ultragirl breaking her jaw and nose. “Okay now why are you trying to break up my parents?"

“You know why you nut! You conquered West City! it was so beautiful there All chaotic, and anyone can do to the normal people what they want then you had to come along and impose order. You defeated all the gangs, monsters and everything else And you made it into a dull boring city that you rule. But we who liked the chaos well we found a time machine, We really didn't want to take Cassandra Cain Or Vincent Briefs out of the timeline, Since they both play important roles, But we could make sure they didn't make you. Your slut of a sister not being born was a bonus to me. "


I knee her in the gut. “No one insults Barbra but me bitch."

She spits up blood. “Damn You Bruce looks we have no choice, but to kill your parents. We have been satisfied with just breaking them up, but now that you know about this we have to go with some more extreme measures. "

“Yeah but you won't. Oh and the name isn't Briefs, its Cain and the mark that's about to be put on your chest is called the Mark of Cain. No it’s better if I put it on your face. "

After burning her face. I let her go. “Go and tell your friends, that If they move against my parents they'll have to deal with me. "

I know she and whoever else will go after Mom and Dad, and they'll find me waiting for them.

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