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Friday, January 26, 2007

Girls just want to have fun






I have had a bit of a problem…. Where do I begin? The Brat is out of her coma… and asking me all sorts of questions…

I over heard her talking to Hot Stuff…



She will have to be dealt with.. I guess Vampi's children will be on my menu…. But I have other problems… Superman for one .. He has my husband and they took trunks away too…

So, they think they could hide Trunks from me….
Well not hardly… I visited the Capsule Corp…

"Oh Trunks…." I Whispered…. After some fun… I decided to get my husband back….

I think I will visit this SHIELD agency again…..


I paid a visit to Mr. Tony Stark, Simon Williams and Hercules…. Simon and Herc were so easy… Tony even was not as hard to sway… He seemed quite interested to play my game….

In Fact he said, "I always thought Miari had a pretty girlfriend/wife…. I have to admit I was wondering what it was like to be bitten by you…."

I was more than happy to oblige….. Simon was the easiest to sway… I didn't even have to hypnotize him…

So Now I lay in my bed.. Satisfied that they are going after Superman (to kill him) and free Miari… I am no where near finished with him…

Checking the Mail I found an envelope for Miari from Fix-it…. It had pictures of me with blond hair….


I so wish he was dead…

While I was waiting a knock came at the door… It was two of Miari fans (the ones that dress like him)…


"So you want to play Miari…." I laughed…. I drained one dry and on the other with the last drop of blood turned him… "Now run along and make more fans of undead Miari…"




After some time Miari returned I was laying covered in the ones blood him lying so obvious in the open…

"Vampi? What have you done?" Miari asked…

I shrugged, "He was a vampire and I was hungry…. Looks like Vlad has gone after your fans.." I cuddled him looking for his neck, "let's play…. "

I had clawed and fed on him.. I even opened him up and now he was too weak to resist my commands to kiss me with blood in my mouth….

I was preparing him to turn him…. But not Just yet….

He whispered, "Did you sleep with Stark?"
"You seem to like him… You support him so I am helping.. Trust me he really wanted me…" I said… "Next time we should have him come over and join us in our playtime.."

Just then the brats called… "Dad they found Cabain… "

Great… Miari has gone to the Hospital… Leaving me here alone…..

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Monday, January 15, 2007

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson


Miari has complained about the new stuff.. Though he did try some of the new things...


I was on my way home after Trunks girlfriend's little episode
when I saw someone at my door..



It was Trunks here to see Miari... Trunks had come to speak to Miari but I stayed close to them both...
" You know? I'm sick of Joe Fixit. What he did the other day was the last straw,' I purred in my seductive voice. " You know no one's seen him during the day. I bet There's a reason he's less powerful why don't you go an kill him?"


The two left to kill The Grey beast...



I went out content that beast would finally be killed. In the mourning, the hospital called... I and the boy had to go see Justice but I left early.. As I walked up I saw....

The Vegeta look alike son… Cain I think his name is…

I invited him in and kept his glass full…. My appetite getting wet from all those bulging veins…

Finally I began to undress him.. I decided not to waste anytime I sunk my fangs into him….
During the heat of passion I feed…. His blood pumping hard, making it easier for me to drain him….

I almost had the last drop when the doorbell rang… I quickly drug him to the dungeon…. The Coven would come later and dump him in the woods….

I went to the door…

"Hello, Is HS here?" The young man asked….

"No but I am sure he will be home shortly why don't you come in…" I said my robe slightly opened and hanging loosely… I noticed the young man strain to get a glimpse of my body….

"I am Kon.. You remember… " The young man acted as if he was surprised I invited him in…

"I remember…. Can I get you something to drink?" I purred into his ear as I leaned forward…

"Um… yeah sure.. As long as it isn't HU water.." He said nervously

"No not at all….. Soda okay?" I asked and he nodded… I brought him the drink and sat next to him…

"You're not thirsty." He asked…

"Very.." I said

"Well Aren't you getting something to drink?" He inquired as I ran my hand up his leg…

"Soon.." I purred again into his ear…. "Why so tense?" I asked as I eased behind him and massaged his muscles…

"Um Maybe I should go find HS.." He went to stand and I pulled him down crawling into his lap as I removed the robe…

"Or you could keep me company…" I said as I kissed him…. At first he didn't kiss me back then he did….

I could smell how nervous he was…. I pulled his shirt off his shoulders and muscles ridged and tense … I could iron clothes from his muscles they were so stiff and tense….

I ran my fingers in his curls as I whispered, "You can touch me.. Don't you want to?"

He mumbles, "You know I would love to but… but I mean you are hot but HS would kill him if Cassie didn't….. and you're married right?"

I unfastened his belt… "Well what they don't know wont hurt them will it… This will be just our little secret.."
As he hesitantly moved his hands over my body I nuzzled his neck and then sunk in my fangs at his neck…. "ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed as I somersaulted and clung above him to the roof…. "ARGHHHHHHHH!" I screamed again as I back flipped and began throwing up blood my throat burning and becoming sick….

"You bit me!" He jumped up, "You bit me!" Kon flew out the door and I laid in pain….

My mouth blistered and my throat was raw and burnt….


I needed fresh blood and fast.. I need someone with a lot of blood…. I flew in pain screaming and snarling from the mansion

I found someone and fed on him but it wasn't enough.. the blood from the boy still sickened me.. like food poisoning…

I went into the Mansion and passed out on the floor….



When I woke I was surprised to find Miari and Trunks... "I need blood," I said...
I got a bottle of whiskey...

"Miari listen to me.. Kon was here and he made moves on me.. I tried to tell him to stop but .. I had to bite him... His blood it is like food poisoning... I need you and Trunks to drink as much of this whisky as you can .. Alcohol makes you bleed, it inhibits the clotting… "

Miari grabbed the bottle and downed half of it.. I began drinking from Miari... He stumbled down....

"Vampi He is too weak... " Trunks fussed swallowing the rest of the bottle...

I turned to Trunks and began drinking a little from him…

Miari was kissing me and then Trunks kissed me…

"Trunks what the hell are you doing!" Miari yelled…

"Look we have been having an affair.." Trunks blurted out

"Liar… " Miari screamed…

"Now boys.. You both can have me… At once.. it will be fun… " I purred…

I was using my hypnotic voice.. though they both were shaking there heads no they were giving into me…
Suddenly Those Brats.. Justice… and Hotstuff walked in...


Damn it! I may just have to kill these brats….







Kon, Vegeta,VampiTrunks

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A Mystery.....

"Lt. Cabain Reaper…. ?" The West City Detective smiled, "We heard a lot about you… You make LA SWAT team look like real heroes.."

"Thanks." I said…

"So what brings you to west City?" He asked…. "Oh wait you have family here… right?"

"Yes sir.." I answered again…

"Ever considered leaving LA and working for us.. You would be closer to home…" He smiled…

"Thank-you sir but you have the Great Sayianman… and a few others… LA has only us few good men.." I smiled…

"Are you sure because we sure could use you.. Especially now… We have had several people come up missing…. Two teens.. The boy was 17 the girl 16…. Now 4 girl scouts….. No one has a clue.." He sighed as he sat down and rubbed his temples…. "I'm sorry why was you wanting to talk to me again?"

"Old Sergeant Deeks is retiring sir.." I smirk, "We want to give him a surprise party and we understand you two were close.."

"Man ol Bob is heading to sunny Florida huh…. Yeah we were buddies in the army… went into the academy together… Just leave the party arrangements to me.." He smiled and shook my hand….

"Sir, we found some bodies…" a young raw officer came running in…

I went to the crime scene.. a land fill outside the city… The persons were all killed by the same way… Vampirism!

"Sir, I can talk to a few people I know.. See what I can come up with… " I said sternly….

"Damn Vampires are everywhere these days… West City was once a nice city." He spat….and then nodded as I left…


With Vampires there was only one person to see… my sister-in-law.. Vampirella… I wanted to swing by and congratulate both my brother and Vampi as well as to see when he might be my best man….


Karen and I have spent a lot of time away from each other while she consoles her sister…. Joe breaks Krissy's heart every chance he can get….


I rang the bell as I was about to leave , Vampi drives up.. She smiles… Funny she smells of Trunks… Must be my imagination….

"Well, if it isn't my sister-in-law… Congratulations!" I smile and hug her…. She pulls me uncomfortable close to her….


"Come in…" She says in a sugared tone…

"I was hoping to talk with Miari too.." I say looking around…

"Miari is at work… Here have a drink he will be home shortly…" She hands me a glass….

"Vampirella, some people have been killed it's Vampires… If you could help the police..:" I began explaining...

"Of course…" she smiled refilling my glass…. Her words became hypnotic….

She and I talked for a while and before I knew it the bottle was empty….

She began undressing me, "Vampi, wait what are you doing..:"

She whispered more hypnotic words…. Suddenly I felt a pierce sharpness in my neck… I wanted to fight but then became aroused… I wanted her to bite me more and I wanted her….

She kissed me her mouth still wet with my blood I tried to turn away…. I pushed her fangs to m neck begging her to bite me more…

She pushed me back and dug her talons into my chest as she bit down into my neck…. After a while I became weak…. The whole room became fuzzy….

I vaguely heard the doorbell… and Vampirella cuss and then all when black….

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I always knew my sister had a sweet life…


She has a husband that pampers her and is a great lover …..
Then last night I caught two teens making out in the graveyard… After my feeding I dumped the bodies in the dungeon….

I have tried to get my husband to try new things… To experiment a little…. Before we could get anywhere that oaf Joe Fix it showed up…

I was hissing at him while my lovely husband came to my rescue….

After Fixit left …. Miari was called to work leaving me home at this huge Mansion alone…

But my sister doesn’t just have a husband she has ex lovers that come to visit her as well… Trunks is Miari's brother… Seducing him was easy…. He wouldn’t let me bite him…. I certainly got to get these brothers together for a little two on one …..

I tried to get Trunks to stay but he wouldn't soon… Miari returned…. I was going to get romantic with him but that teenager showed up….

In the morning I was expected to cook breakfast…. YUCK!

"Miari, I am not feeling well.. Can you just give um um HS some money to get some breakfast on his way to work…." I began kissing around his neck, "Please… Its okay isn't it.."

He pulled me into his lap, "Sure, you must really feel bad not to cook… You normally always insist come hell or high water…."

I kissed around to his mouth….

He pulled away, "You going to see Justice today right?"

Damn not the other brat, "Sure.. First thing after you go… Unless you want to play hooky?"

Miari shook his head, "I wish I could.."

Soon the house was empty… until some girl scouts came by with cookies… I am not sure how the cookies taste but the girls' blood was quiet sweet…

I had Vampires from the covens come and get the bodies from the dungeon before someone found them…

Then I went to visit my dear husband…

"Vampirella?!?!" A man with a cigar looked out his door from his desk, "This is a surprise.. Normally we have to ask you here several times.. You don't often visit on your own occur…."

I looked at the name plate.. Col. Fury…. "Well, I think I have been a little harsh in the past… I am working on making things better between Miari and I," I walked in his office and shut the door then slinked over to his desk, "although I am jealous about all the time he spends with you and not with me," I walked around the desk and sat in front of Fury on some papers he was working on.. Then I swung my leg over him and around on the other side so I was straddling him and his chair, "A woman can get quite lonely."

I drew a talon and played with his chest and then took his cigar .. twirling my tongue around it a few times before taking a puff

I handed his cigar back to him and was about to slide into his lap when a knock came at the door… A lovely red head walked in….

"Mmmm another playmate.." I said and winked at her… I rose and seductively slithered from Fury's desk… "I think I will see if my husband has some time for me.."

I walked in and Miari was on the phone.. He had a cubical more than an office… No privacy what so ever…. He hung up, "Something wrong.."

I shook my head, "No I just visited Justice… I wanted to let you know her condition is unchanged… and maybe see where you work… "

I slid in his lap.. He looked around at the other agents walking past, "Um Vampi…:" I slid my hands down his pants…

"Oh let them watch.." I teased…

"No Vampi not here… What is with you?" Miari asked….

I pouted, "I am lonely.. very lonely….. "

"Briefs! We need a hard copy on that file! NOW!" a man shouted and Miari stood almost knocking me onto the floor…

"Vampi I will ask for some time off but not now.." He punched with his fingers some keys from his computer and then walked into a closet with a copymachine….

I followed and locked the door…. "Why not now…" I purred as I rubbed my body up and down his …."I need my husband"

I unfastened his slacks and spun him around to face me, "and I think my husband needs me… "

"Vampi, I have a lot of work……" He mumbled as I knelt before him…."Vampi are you listenin……..ohhhhhh.."

I felt his hands take handfuls of my hair… Soon he was like putty in my hands… I drew my fangs… He looked puzzled, "You always say you can't bite me again until a bite heals completely… To keep from drinking…" I sunk my fangs into his neck… and he pushed my head deeper… the power of his blood was like pure nectar from the gods…. I wanted every drop as we made love I matched my sucking of his blood to the rhythm of our bodies…. I would have every drop… He began to weaken… his knees buckled as he gasp for me to take more ……

Suddenly a portal opened and lighten hit me burning my flesh I stood to find that sword of his at my throat…..

Miari struggled with his cloths half off his body as he grabbed the damn thing….

Fury and others came bursting in the door with guns drawn…. I passed out at Miari's feet….


When I woke I over heard Fury telling Miari about 'My behavior' …. I sighed out loud, "Seriously Fury… You can't take a little teasing… I was on my way to see Miari … See this is what I get for trying to give you guys at SHIELD a chance.… " I rose stumbling, " For Miari I tried to be understanding and tease and joke with you all and I get you stabbing me in my back… Are you trying to wreck my marriage… Not that Tony's demands on Miari isn't doing enough of that…" I looked at Miari, "You know a wife needs to see her husband sometimes.. You know you said not now I didn’t think you would attack me with your sword… I thought you loved me…"

I stormed out… teary eyed…. Mrs. Burnheart eat your heart out!
I went immediately over to see Trunks to cry on his shoulder in his giant office on how I went to surprise Miari and he attacked me with his sword.. that everytime I try to get romantic he let's other things come first…. His support of Tony…SHIELD… the registration act… Then I began kissing him…..

He pulled away and called his secretary, "Mrs. Summers… clear my calendar for the rest of the day… I do not want to be disturb… BY ANYONE! Lock the door behind you please….."

OH BOY… Yes my sister had the life but now its all mine!









Vampi, Trunks, Justice

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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Mrs Miari Breifs... I could get use to this

After the Vegas show I enter the dressing room… "Call for Draculina from Vlad…" one girl yelled…
What does this creep want….

"Vlad what do you want?" I snarl….

"Your sister got Married…." He hissed in a provoking way….

I growled…. My sister… My goody goody Twin sister… She wasn't suppose to be born… Just me…. But Mother had to make deals with God so that looser of a father of mine Wolfgang got Vampirella…

While I got hidden away…..

"Did you hear me?" Vlad asked

"Yeah…." I growled…

"How would you like to replace Vampi for a wile Lina? You can have her husband her life … I hear you died your blond hair…" He was smiling I could hear it in his voice…

"Yes, better tips …. What of that sister of mine?" I inquired….

"Let us deal with her… " I heard voices behind me….

I turned to see 2 familiar faces, "Now if then isn't a lovely family reunion… Brother …. Sister…. "

It was Magdalene and Madek, my half brother and sister… they were older and obviously fraternal twins… For Vlad they had tampered with Vampi's memories confused her origins….

"Vampi will think she is you Draculina and you can rule Drakulon as you have always wanted and have her husband… as a bonus…" Vlad's voice gleamed….


"I am in… " I turned to my sister and brother, "Just make sure Vampi doesn’t come home!" I pushed the phone receiver to my mouth, "and do something about the fool…. The only ones who can ever tell between Vampi and me is father and Mother…."
Vlad was after a book once Vampi helped him get it , the twins would tamper with her memories and make her believe she was me… Draculina and married to Vlad… This was so sweet…


I had seen pictures of Miari Briefs .. my sister doesn’t have bad taste….not bad at all…. I know the first thing I plan on doing….

Vlad sent his finest Lycan slaves to fetch Wolfgang Dracula…. I watched as they drug him into our hide-out.. The coven gathered around and I walked out.…

"Draculina?" father inquired…

"Actually I am Vampirella…. You could never tell us apart…" I laughed, "If you will excuse me I have a husband that needs me.."

"It won't work LINA… Sayians have a special bond a link with their mates….. " Wolfgang protested

"So do twins…. Thanks for the info Dad…. But Vampi is going to the Dragon lair… the bond will be broken and with the right spell as her identical twin I can pick it up again… Of course I will only let him her the thoughts I want him to hear… I might not have Vampi's stare but I do have my own thing…. Or did you forget my siren's whisper… With it I can control the telepathic bond…"

As I left the coven castle, I heard my fathers muffle cries as the Lycans tore him apart and drug him down to the special cell that would keep him from escaping…

I was stopped by several Vampires… "Vlad says you should look as if you been in a fight.."

I grin, "Please I may not be as strong as that goody 2 shoes but I am stronger than you…"

After a refreshing battle, I felt Vampi's thoughts disappear… Good she has entered the lair… I sing to the wind and it carried my voice… I was able to make contact with Miari quickly…. Although it is very weak… this is good he can't read my mind then…

I get home and find him in the weapons room packing weapons… "Whatcha doing?"

He turned a bit surprised…

I smiled…

"Vampi?" He frowned… I lowered my eyes, "I think I messed up, I got turn upside down and reveres by Fu Ji Saga… He tried to alter me… now I can barely sense you… for a moment I thought I lost you… and my soul feels weird.. the Dragons say my aura and light will be out of wack for a few months possible forever… They said I may or may not act a bit strangely sometimes " I put on my best Sarah Burnheart act and fainted a bit… "I feel so weak…"


Miari dropped the weapons and picked me up… Mmmmmmm he does look tasty….. "You need blood Vampi, here…"

Gladly I though as I sunk my fangs in.. Should I turn him? No not now… maybe later…. After I had my fill I began to kiss him…

"Vampi you know I don't like to kiss you with blood on your lips and ….." was he turning a bit green…

"Sorry… I just missed you… " I purred as I tried to take off his cloths… He struggled with me, "Justice?"

Hmm that was the name of that brat… ugh I hate kids! "I did all I can, now it is up to her and the Dragon… We can't do anything but wait…" I returned to trying to take off his cloths…

"What about the weapons?" Miari asked…

"She can't use them now… Miari I have missed you can't we .. you know before we go to the hospital…" I purred in his ear….

"But…" he stuttered as I kissed down his chest….

"there isn't anything we can do but wait… isn't the other one there… um…. Hot fire?" I lowered my head to find the right position….

"you mean…. " he then jumped with a pleasurable yelp, "Hotstuff our son…"

I paused to speak, "These days I do not know what he is calling himself anymore." Returning to what I was doing I let my motion sway him into giving in…

Satisfaction! I thought after such a wonderful time of enjoying my sister's husband… He is quite the lover… Later I will definitely have to turn him….

We arrived at the hospital and the other kid waved at me..... and then this one……





UGH I HATE KIDS!








Vampi, Trunks, Justice

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