Galen and Justice suck
I can't believe this. No I can believe a horrible alternate present created by bad guy time travelers I've seen all kinds of crazy shit, from growing up with my mom Steph Brown AKA Spoiler. No what I don't believe is Brucie's reverence to that waste of space Justice. All growing up she said “Oh it's my destiny to save the people of my space sector blah blah, blah, Yeah she failed. Oh she beat the Corru, and started up her own government and all that, then she left them to go off with creepy bald dude, and had Goofy little bastard kids, did you see that movie with the creepy kids and the mind powers? Village of the Damned? Yeah I think that's it those kids were just like that. Back to point after she left it worked okay for a while until they all started fighting each other. And they all died for nothing. What did she do to save them? Not a damn thing but sitting on her big ass. Yeah I said it. I ain't taking it back either. You know this new time line worked out well, no Justice, no Galen, We could have made something gout of this or beat the Trapper. Without undoing those parts but nooooo. Bruce had to save her and now he insists Galen is the only way to stop the Trapper. Come on. I talked to his Grandma, Bulma. “You know Grandma. Know we don't need Galen Bruce Wayne cracked the Techno mage crap long ago. " Bulma rolls her eyes, “Gwen Bruce Wayne is only smart enough to not know how dumb he really is. When I was a teenager I chased giant marbles that called up a magic wish granting dragon, and my daughter has a ring that does anything she wants I've studied both for years and just discovered there's a lot I don't know. Besides Bruce thought he could beat Superman too, why do you think he's walking on a cane now?" “You don't mean..." “Yup Supes proved him wrong." “I don't care what my grandma in law says. That badly trained dork girl with powers getting her man back isn't worth Vella possibly dying. Vella who was ever since I was two taught me Ki moves, and was my favorite well Aunt since mom always insisted that I call Vincent and Cass Uncle , and Aunt, which kind of makes what happened with me and Bruce kind of weird. I think that's why mom had problems with it. Though to me Bruce Cain was just a guy we're not related. While I my mind was racing through this stuff Justice comes up to me. “Gwen what’s your problem with me and Galen?" “Back off badly trained girl, I can kill you with one hand tied behind my back." She laughs, “Spoiler’s daughter is talking like this to me?” I clench my fist. "And Spoiler's daughter is going to kick your out of shape ass. If you don't walk away now." She takes out Stormcutter, and acts like she's going to teach me a lesson. I kick it out of hand nearly breaking her wrist. Then I put my crossbow in her face aimed at her eye. " Vella is worth ten of you, you failure, and Bruce is just as much the two of them could die so you can get your freak magician back." Stormcutter flies at me I put a ki field around my foot and kick it away it goes for that Cami girl who was trying to sneak behind me and stabs her shoulder. Vampirella was going after me until that happened then she tended to her sister." Justice tried to use that distraction but all she got was my hand her throat. “I should kill you right now. Also don't think of it Bart, my trigger finger is itchy. If you super speed at me I'll shoot her. Don't know what you’re worried about she ain't giving none anymore anyway." “We’re Just friends “Justice coughs. “Please you don't get it do you? Guys and girls can't be friends he wants in your pants again, you’re so dumb the world is better off without you." “Gwen we can be wished back!" Bruce yells. “Maybe if Trapper hasn't taken the D-balls already." Vella puts her hand on my shoulder. “It’s our choice hon." So I let Useless go. “The only reason you’re not dead is I'm friends with Steph." Justice threatens. “Keep telling yourself that. Maybe some day you'll believe it." So Vella nearly kills herself powering the machine and Bruce jumps into the portal and actually makes it. Through our connection I see him knock down several security guards until he finds Galen, and Shiara, I don't get to see what they say because Trapper's minions attack us, I start killing them while Justice fought, lamely. Man I think Yamcha fights better. And I kicked his ass when I was 12. I thought about letting the cyber ninja that was sneaking up on her take her out but Bruce would be a bitch to live with if I did that, I shrug and kill it with my crossbow, other things going after her a good old Kamehameha stops. Feh! What a loser. Bruce jumps through the portal and there's this crappy little love scene between ugly Galen and stupid Justice. “Well at least it ain't as creepy now , maybe you should actually stay here Galen in the present Galen your relation ship ain't half as creepy, no just bad genetics together." I smile at least it makes them stop kissing. “Who is that?" Galen asks. “Spoiler’s daughter Gwen seems she grew up with a chip on her shoulder." “And you grew up with out a clue." I shoot back. Bruce Rolls his eyes “Vendetta stop it!" “I’m not one of your assassins Bruce." I smile. “If you think I'm bad maybe you should spank me?" “You are so embarrassing Gwen." He mutters. “So Brain what are going to tonight?" I joke. “Next we take the fight to the trapper." He says without humor. One of these days one of these days s I'm going to get him to crack a smile without being naked. TBC Labels: Gwen Brown, Poster:Vendetta |
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