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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Who is Heroslayer? good Question.

" Hello Buzz. What's Up?"

" Uh. " He stares at me.

" So Heroslayer is one of us. I think something Jarred him, in hero work it can be stressful. I hear Young Robin has taken up drinking. What do you know about Heroslayer?"

Buzz starts acting more friendly. " Your a hero huh? we don't have many of your kind in Darktown. Well you seem to know more about that kook than I do. "

" He hurt a friend of mine. " I answer. "I decided to come out of hiding and do what I can to put a stop to it."

" Hiding? What do you mean?"

"That's one of many questions. Some have no answers. But the answer to this one is simple. I Was burned out. I trained my replacement , and faked my death with the help of Tot , and Richard Dragon. Then I hear of this Heroslayer, and now I'm out of retirement. "

" Why ?Sounded like you needed the vacation. "

" I have few real friends , Batman and his children are a few. Lady Shiva is another. Well maybe friend isn't the right word for her. Our relationship is complicated. "

"So what are you going to do after The Slayer is stopped ?Ya know Since Mirai Trunks left for SHIELD This part of town has went to hell in a hand basket."

" Yes I've noticed the saiyans only deal with the world crushers." I observe." meanwhile the gangs are squeezing this city like a ripe tomato. It's not like everyone doesn't know I'm alive, after I exposed Kon-El's affair with Draculina. Renee is going to kill me though."

I leave I'm about to leave the bar when. I tell The Bartender. " You Know I should start back up on my campaign to expose Tony Stark's evil and have him put up on charges. See you."

" Wait." He shouts. " Who are you?"


I turn around. " That's the Question isn't it?"


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Monday, March 26, 2007

I'm slipping

I can't believe this . I have four young heroes in my sites, and three of them get away basically unscathed. Not only that but I'm forced into a stalemate by two bimbos.

Or there is more to them than I was lead to believe. Either way I will not underestimate them again. They destroyed much of the technology in my suit, though it isn't irreparable.

What's disappointing is I doubt that despite her injuries, that Cassandra is dead. No funeral, No Lady Shiva, or David Cain, swearing to to take my blood no funeral arrangements, by Bruce Wayne nothing.

So the only thing I've done maybe is unsettle some people. Damn it they must have used some kind of alien technology to save that girl's life. Or the rumored "magic beans" that supposedly heal people.

Though the "revelation " that I'm Mirai Briefs should sow some mistrust in thier community. They'll soon dismiss it. Perhaps I should have been vague about a hero identity. but I don't want them getting to close to who I really am.


Though the thought that I walk among them should make them uncomfortable. The fact is I do. I actually am one of them. Which is why I know they must die. I know their secrets I know who's behind the masks. I know were their families are.

But Who Am I? Jason Todd Perhaps? Maybe the reason I had Captian America's shield is because I'm Steve Rogers? or Maybe I'm Iron man and I've went over the the deep end again. Or maybe I truly am Mirai Trunks and I've been pretending ignorance.

Perhaps I'm one of the unsung heroes that don't get press. Only I know who's behind the mask. Anyone who sees my true face . Well that'll be the last thing they'll see.


My point hasn't been proven though. Someone needs to die. Someone bigger than Glue Man , or Perfect Man. Let's look down the list aaah. The reports on the Teen Titans are they are in chaos as of now. Perfect. And I have a way to counter each one.

Looks like I'll have to use one of my spare costumes, Since Kara, and Vella trashed my red , and blue one.




This one is one of my personal favorites. More fearsome. Now to Download the the current members of the Titans into my computers, and it'll tell the prcise weapons I'll need on this job This time there will be know surprises.


Robin: Timothy Drake: Powers : Detective :Highly trained athlete. Weaknesses. normal human : Recommendations Download martial arts skills of Subjects Cassandra Cain, Bruce Wayne , Lady Shiva , James Howlett, Weapons to counter Batman devices in Belt.

Kon-El Formerly Superboy Conner Kent: Powers Tactile telekinesis, Superhuman class strength Possibly class 75 or below heat vision flight, invulnerability. Weaknesses Kryptonite , red sun , Magic. Recommendation Kryptonite, red sun based weapons. If cornered use magic.


Wonder girl: Cassandra Sandsmark. Powers Super strength. Flight Lasso Of Ares. Weaknesses: Need to breathe others recommendation toxic gas.

Miss Martian : M'gann M'rr ( Megan More) Powers shapeshifiting telepathy " Martian Vision." Weakness: fire. Recommendations: Napalm.

Jericho : Joey Wilson :Power able to hop into one's body through eye contact ,and take control. Weakness can't use power if eye is covered Recommendations Use one way lenses then conventional weaponry.


Ravager: Rose Wilson Powers Enhanced Strength ,agility, martial arts prowess. Possibly healing factor. Weakness Mental Instability Recommendations: use mention Of Slade Wilson to unnerve her. Download martial arts skills Cassandra Cain Bruce Wayne Lady Shiva, James Howlett.


Kid Flash formerly Impulse : Bart Allen Able to create energy duplicates called Scouts. Able to run at speeds approaching light, able to vibrate though solid objects, Other speed powers. Weakness : Able to be distracted easily. Recommendations: use distraction, use speed sapping devices, and gravity traps.


Raven : Rachel Roth: Empath, Able to heal others, use of "soul self" to teleport, Alternate universe version uses a kind of telekinesis unknown if this version has that potential. Weaknesses : fear of Father Trigon, and her own emotions. Recommendations approach with extreme caution. use magic.

Beast Boy: Garfield Logan : Able to shift into any known or imaginary animal. Weakness sometimes takes on mental aspects of the animals he becomes. Recommendations " Shape shifter drug" you developed.


Hmmm Looks like I'll have some work to do gathering up the arsenal. I'll be visiting them soon enough.

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Thursday, March 15, 2007

The slayer of heroes

Buzz the bartender tried to stay away from the man, who drank in the corner of the bar. This man gave him the creeps. Not because of the outlandish costume he wore. No many had come to the Crime Alley bar wearing as bad or worse,just hazard of tending bar where the Kingpin, and Black Plague did their dirty business.


No this man had the aura of palpable danger coming from him that only few men had, like say the Joker. He sat in the corner nursing his scotch. Finally what Buzz had been dreading happened. The dark clad man had beckoned him over.

" Sir?" He gulps. " Did you need something?"

" Yes " A mechanical voice from under the mask squawked, adding an alieness to this figure of terror. " I want some information."


" Um what about?" Buzz stammers.

" Are the rumors true that Batgirl has been seen with Vegeta's youngest son?"

" Well yes they are supposed to be an item ." Buzz says not liking where this going.

The figure shakes it's head. " Are they doing vigilante work? Or has she brought him in to the League of Assassins?"

Buzz shrugs. " They seem to be young heroes."

" That's too bad." the mechanical voice goes on. " Cassandra Cain should have stayed on with Ra's Al Ghul's people, and Deathstroke. Now her blood has to stain the streets of West City along with that of her alien lover. "


The idea of killing children sickened Buzz. And the way he said so coldly. " Mister I would stay away from that kind of talk you know who her mother is."

" I don't fear Lady Shiva." The man responds. " Nor her daughter. Or the Saiyan Prince. He'll be one of my victims as well. Not Shiva though she's uses her abilities honestly, for her own gain. "


Buzz. Tries to get a look at the man's face, but it's hidden in shadow. " If you don't mind my saying . Your looking to make some powerful enemies."

" All heroes are the enemy to the common man. They pretend to be altruistic when they are doing the same thing as the villains. They are all hypocrites, dangerous hypocrites. Which is why I shot Captain America."

This shocked the bartender. " But, The Red Skull..."

The man raised his hand. " The Red Skull's agents finished him off, after I fired the first bullet. But The Skull has the credit for the whole thing he took the credit for what I did. So I need another statement , the death of a teen aged hero should do just fine. "

" Why not a grown one?" Buzz queries.

" Because children are the future, If I kill all the adults a new generation will come up they've been raising the poor kids in their belief systems . I Have to stop them from working in this dangerous lifestyle. Because I am going to kill every adult hero, But first I want to warn the young to change their career. They think because they one the Civil War they don't have to be accountable to the people they are wrong, and they must die for that hubris."


Buzz realised this man was a fanatic. " Who are you sir?"

The man reveals that his face was covered in a executioner's mask. " I'm the Heroslayer."


As Heroslayer left the bar Buzz couldn't help but sigh in relief.

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Sunday, March 11, 2007

Now to get my prize

Cont from here…..


I sat in one of my many forms.. My fallen angel form....


The Boy came in lead by Satanina…. I listened as they exchanged words… His time with the Sayians had obviously colored some of his personality….. I remove his Super Devil form....

"Where is Laura?" He screamed again, He wasn't wanting small talk…..

"She is safe…" I look at him… "I wasn't interested in her…"

"I am not stupid I know why she is here, I know what you want…. There is no need for games or trickery…. " The boy was arrogant….

"You came despite the fact you know?" I asked….

"I love her.. I am sorry, I guess it's an emotion and power you don't understand!" He then spat at my feet…

I laughed, "Oh I have heard this before… You mistake love for lust boy!"

He shook his head defiantly, "no"

"So you think you will win her heart so you come to your death?" I ask….

"No, She made it clear.. We are over…. I can't change that….. but I won't see her hurt…. " He stands looking like the purple haired looser that raised him…

"So we draw up a contract…. She goes free so the two of you get what she wants, I get your devil soul and I get what I want…." With a flourish I presented the contract…

He read it over, "NO…. I was tricked one time before, not again… I will draw up the contract."

With a grimace smiled I glared…. I didn't like that this impotent boy thought himself competent enough…. First he bears the gift and now he thinks he can draw contracts….

"I sign no one's contract, only my own!" I glared…. As I feared this boy thought he was my equal, surely he was after my throne….

"NO, now how bad do you want my devil soul!" This boy gave a smirk that mirrored that Sayian Prince feature shared by his adoptive father…


He was smart.. Smarter than I realized….. I should have known that Vampirella would have taught him well and had the best teach him as well….

Vampirella… now that is a soul I wouldn't mind having on a hot Hell night…..

This boy was up to something….. "Son, I know many have told you bad things about me… But I do the world a service…. It's something that has to be done….. You are wrong I do know Love….. I loved Lilth and…"

He folded his arms in front of his chest, "Now who is the one mistaking Love for Lust…. And I know of your Lust for my grandmother… Your lust for my mother, both biological and adoptive.. Your lust for any who fall within the lineage of Lilth, " He turned to stare at Mazikeen hiding within a shadow faithfully…."or anything with a devil tail," He opened the door and Satanina fell on the floor…. He turned his arms folded back across his chest, "I even hear your cravings of lust doesn’t stop at one gender, species or even something that is humanoid.."

"YOU BASTARD CHILD! I WILL WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE!" I yell becoming enraged wanting more than anything to burn him to ash…..

We stood face to face, engulfed in flame, enraged by fire…..glaring…… I grasped my control….

"Okay… Draw up your pathetic contract.." I say as Satanina and the imp enter, amazed at my words….

I read it over….. Searching for tricks and deceptions…..

"So you want the girl released and placed fully in the custody of Logan…. " He was so unaware of my brother's plans, that the one called wolverine was on his way here…. "I can not claim her soul, I can not imprison her in hell…. " So I would give her soul to my brother and let him imprisoned in his realm…

"I will give my devil soul willingly to the Bastard Devil to do with as he sees fit and to do with me as he sees fit.." I growl….."NO You will change that…. "

I pointed at the words Bastard Devil and he gave me a glare, "to what?"

I smiled, "I like the Omnipotent Marvelous supreme ruler of Hell and all it's dimensions….."

The boy had harbored obviously some sore feelings toward me but I will not let this child belittle me in a contract or in any way….

"What ever…." He yelled as he scoured with fire the words away and placed Ruler of Hell and its dimensions…. Still showing defiance….

No tricks.. the contract was clear and to the point.. The boy foolishly would give his life for this pathetic girl


I watched him sign it and took the pen….
"I think we need a witness…..


" As I slowly signed my name the girl this
boy would give all to appeared….









"HS don't..:" She screamed but it was too late the contract was sealed …..

As the contract disappeared so did HotStuff's devil soul….





"Laura?" He gasp in labor breaths, "free here.."

"all in good time boy", I then engulfed him in screaming flames and watched him suffer…..











(for more on this adventure try: HS, Fade, Wolverine

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